just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You're so nebulous sometimes
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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