I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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