Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The best revenge is premature balding
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am available for nakedness
I am mentally ready for anal.
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