I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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