and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
wow bdsm is so cute
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