I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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