just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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