so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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