I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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