on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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