Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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