Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
