My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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