Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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