It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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