Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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