So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet he comes in French.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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