Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Floor bacon is actually really good
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