I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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