i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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