I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
