Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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