Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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