dude i'm inner monologue high
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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