it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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