He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
