Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
