Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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