pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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