The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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