One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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