You made me cry and you don't even care
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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