I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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