So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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