i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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