Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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