So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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