And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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