Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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