By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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