Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
vagina is talking i cant
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wear drunk well.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
