Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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