hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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