He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He felt like a one man threesome
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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