you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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