just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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