how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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