East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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