In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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