We won't sleep together?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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