Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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