Slut skills are useful in every country.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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