dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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