She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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