Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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